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【2024/05/21 16:17 】 |
レクサプロは人を猫にする?
相変わらずレクサプロの副作用と奮闘する日々です。
そんな中、「今の状態って猫みたいかも」と少し思い始めてきました。

2017-06-03.jpgまず何もしないでゴロゴロ寝てたい。
しかも睡眠時間が長い割に深く寝れてないから、やっぱり眠い。
猫もロングスリーパーな割に深く寝てる時間は少ないそうです。

猫はよく吐く。レクサプロの副作用にも吐き気がある。

個人的に猫が恋しくなる時間が増えた。
この薬って性欲が無くなるから、人間の異性への関心が薄れた分、癒されたい時は可愛い動物の写真とか見るようになるんです。
まぁ別に猫じゃなくても良いんだけど。

そして広告とかの例の毒針マーク
猫のアレを連想させる。
聞いた話だと猫のアレって、あんな構造をしていて、交尾が終わって抜く瞬間に痛いらしいじゃないですか。
…あのマークの本当の意味を知る機会がないので、一度邪推が入るとそっちを意識してしまう。

レクサプロの分割線がV字なのも、野良猫の避妊手術済の印と同じだ!
あのV字は「患者の性欲を去勢しますよ」という意味だったのか(違
ってか猫の方も何でV字なんだよ。U字の方が危なくなくていいと思うんだが。

猫みたいに毛が抜けまくる副作用は…まさか無いよね?
広告とかの『輝いていたあの時間へ…』ってそういう意味じゃないよな!?


副作用に困りながらも、愛着が湧くと薬変えたくない。
薬擬人化に手を染めてしまった者特有の弊害ですね。
うちのレクちゃんは猫とかの前では素直な笑顔しそう。
そして猫好きということで、ますます陰キャというイメージが…。

人を猫にする薬。レクちゃんは実は、猫みたいな生き方に憧れるタイプの猫好きで、患者にもそれを推奨しているのかも知れません。

レクサプロのイメージカラーは紫。
そういや今年のプリキュアも猫っぽい人が紫ですね。余計に意識しちゃう。

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